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Employee drug testing today
You think Simmons is on drugs?
Man with a prank dog leash sees a dog with his own prank leash.
An upside down picture of the employee of the month is next to a right side up picture of the prankster of the month.
Cavemen bashing each other over the head with large rocks. Caption: Prehistoric pillow fights.
“And if you’re the kind of person who doesn’t like to waste time, this desktop comes preloaded with all the latest viruses…”
For $19.95 you can update to the premium version of me. No thanks..I’m actually considering cancelling the basic version.
Tree sells premium oxygen.
Beggar in front of a vending machine which sells preprinted beggar signs asking for money and help.
Man scans item in store for price check. Price check machine says “worthless piece of crap” when he scans item.
Prime Poster Company
“For you new prisoners here, the guards will only let us use bar graphs on all of our prison data projects…”
One prisoner is giving another prisoner tattoos that are hashmarks of the time he’s been in prison.
“No, we don’t need to enroll in health benefits every year, but the prison always makes us do it as part of our punishment.”
An inmate is looking over a selection of magazines in the prison library, and each magazine is about the outdoors.
We’ve been married so long we finish each other’s prison sentences.
Prison inmates hold up mirrors to see what’s happening outside of their cells.
Looks like a little rain, sir! Brilliant observation, private obvious! Captain obvious early in his career.
Man in a phone booth is about to be grabbed by a crane from a children’s prize crane next to him.
I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family …
Mr. Swanson, our session ended fifteen minutes ago, will you please leave?…
I know, just give me a minute!
Procrastination therapy clinic