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” … And thanks to the Great Anton with his powers of levitation, our customer intelligence numbers are up for the fourth consecutive month.”
Dispatch, be advised I have apprehended the suspect, have him cuffed and in my locked cruiser, copy that?
The Amazing Bill would often get himself arrested out of sheer boredom.
A magician is walking through an airport pulling his cut-in-half assistant on luggage strollers.
“Uh oh! They’re bringing in Magnum BI to sort out our bad data!”
Jenkins. I just received your latest assignment… it’s A+ work, my boy, A+ work! Mail bomb correspondence school.
Neurosurgery online learning university hereby certifies: Dr. Fitzsimmons.
Man, that freaks me out! I’ve lived here over a year and every time I come home that lamp’s in a different place.
Empty suit is selecting from several hanging men in a closet.
I am not an animal! I’m a MAN…imal. The elephant man makes his famous declaration.
“Do any of these eyes look like the ones spying on you behind an old mansion painting?”
Man at desk: “I carefully examine the data for my March Madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors.”
Anita: “I really like the chartreuse-colored team this year!”
Whoa! Wait a minute – It’s not that kind of wire! I’m a drug dealer, same as you guys!
Two marionettes duelling each other with scissors instead of guns.
My wife wanted to take a nap and I wanted to go for a walk so we compromised.
Ralph Higgleton, marketing prodigy.
Oh, look, honey – the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!
Live in concert tonight: The Mathematics. Please form a Y=MX+B.
The little-known Mayan Joke-A-Day desk calendar.
“Stop! You can’t touch this!!”
Caption: MC Hammer takes a security guard job at an art museum.
It’s been telling you to blood-let a pint a day? When’s the last time you updated that medical app?