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Geek Fairies
Half man, half woman stands in front of bathroom mirror with a towel that reads his/hers.
Apparently my writing is so bad I’ve been rejected by a gene editor. She said she could see the lack of talent in my DNA.
I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics.
I’ll grant your next wish as soon as I finish researching my genie-ology.
Being an extreme germaphobe, Philip tended to startle people when he met them.
Germaphobia Therapy Clinic
“Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.”
“Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register …”
Civil War-era soldiers are loading a cannon with giant gumballs from a giant gumball machine.
I couldn’t find the giant scissors.
Prisoner keeping track of days in prison on a giant note pad.
Beggar sitting on street corner with sign ‘Gluten Salesman’
Don’t feel down… They say infinity is the new thirty! The holy spirit tries to cheer up God on his birthday.
God’s frat house.
God’s Lil’ Fix-It Shop.
Jesus on the pro water polo circuit.
The board wants me to retire. They offered me a golden parachute pants deal.