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Old man rocking on front porch with sign that says ‘Follow me on twiddle my thumbs.com’
No! No! No! That was a typo in the script! It’s supposed to be good cop, bad cop, not food cop, bad cop!!!
James is having another hunger attack! Quickly, give me his food inhaler!
Would you like to add a dollar to your bill by donating to the food poisoning lawsuit fund?
Arnold’s foot oftentimes drooled when it fell asleep.
I can’t wait to get the money for one of those new laptops, this foot-top is killing my back!
It wasn’t the voices in his head that bothered Stanley so much as it was the thick, foreign accent that he couldn’t understand.
You will eat a fortune cookie very soon.
Edward Cranston, four-letter general.
Fragile
In his high school biology classes, young Frankenstein would often conduct experiments using dissected frog parts.
AAAAAAAHH! Fire bad! Fire bad! The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein’s band played a ballad.
“It’s our website’s grand opening. We’re offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.”
Free range WiFi inside
Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.
You guys passed your urine exam- The fruit punch came back clean… and delicious!
The Fruit of the Loom guys get drug tested.
“I couldn’t find real fruit for your still life painting, so we’ll just use these fruit roll-ups.”
Bill and Anita decide to spice up their love life with a trip to the adult section of their local joke shop.
Sorry, Ethan, but in the world of video game tournaments it’s survival of the fittest and you just don’t have the genes.
I don’t understand why nobody is coming in…