Cat Scratch Fever
$20.00 – $100.00Cat is in the house scratching everything in the room except for his scratching post.
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Cat is in the house scratching everything in the room except for his scratching post.
I’m worried about myself, doc… I’m not spending much time with other cats…
The royalties from Muffin’s Youtube videos were really good last month!
“It says here on your resume that you can type 472 words per minute but it’s all accidental gibberish.”
“I think we need to do some updated x-rays – these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.”
A doctor says to his patient who is holding something in a catcher’s mitt, “Looks like you caught something nasty there.”
Caution bland drive.
<GROAN NNN> Who let these morons in? Uggh! Fire! Fire!
Grog parks his wheel on the rough side of town.
As Seen On Cave Walls. The Sabertooth Slicer! Promotional slogans before T.V.
Oh great, Bon Jovi again.
Man on the phone in his office, automated system says, ‘Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three…’
Bark! Bark! Bark!
Earvin is having second thoughts about getting a cellular payphone.
A headstone at a cemetery advertises its availability on the vacation booking site Airbnb.
“The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars.”
CEO Piñatas
Anita buys her inept husband the perfect gift. Combo pack.