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#2 Dad.
I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days.
Storefront sign reads: ‘Al’s Ice Cream, 31 Flavors’
fine print underneath reads ‘Minus 30’
“I’d like to request a four day work schedule. I need the other 361 days to recover from this place.”
I accidentally sent this week’s data charts to the 3-D printer.
Cat is sinking into litterbox. There is a bag next to him labeled extra extra extra absorbent kitty litter.
When the company announced that they’re gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like ‘401 que pasa?‘
Okay, ready to begin the workout? And…Finished. Good Job! 6 Millisecond Abs
What’s this mark on your scalp…666?… There’s always something you don’t want to find out about yourself.
A couple sit at dinner as the husband who prepared the meal admits, “My secret ingredient is a dash of panic.”
A hair salon customer with extremely high hair asks for a little off the top.
A job applicant is interviewing and gets mixed up about the difference between letters and numbers.
“Would you like your coffee with a side of existential crisis of just a sprinkle of extra foam?”
Phyllis unwittingly calls AAARP instead of AAA.
Okay, here’s an abandoned storage locker with some random data that may or may not be useful. We’ll start the bidding at $50…
Things haven’t been the same since the alien abduction…Marriage Counselor
Punk guy logs into 80’s german heavy metal forum on computer.
Man sitting at desk at Acme Adhesive Corp. with papers stuck all over him.
Airplane with Acrophobia Airways logo on it is driving on the road.
For outstanding work in computer science, I present you with this activation key to the city!