Pixelated Problems
$20.00 – $100.00A psychiatry patient with a pixelated face laments to his therapist, “People seem to have a hard time getting to know me…”
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A psychiatry patient with a pixelated face laments to his therapist, “People seem to have a hard time getting to know me…”
Mr. Swanson, our session ended fifteen minutes ago, will you please leave?…
I know, just give me a minute!
Procrastination therapy clinic
The voice in Myron’s head was a psychiatrist. It didn’t say too much, it would just listen to Myron’s problems and send him a bill every month.
Pyromania sign in sheets are burned.
Hi, my name is Phil and I’m redundant.
Redundants Anonymous
After you’re done telling me what you want for christmas, why don’t you lie down over there and tell me why you think you need all those things. Santa incorporates therapy into his repertoire.
Santa! What brings you into our yoga class?
Patients in waiting room of sitting disorder clinic don’t know how to sit down in waiting room chairs.
Support group groupies
Ed was in therapy for believing he was a therapist.
My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder.
Man is reading USA Yesterday newspaper in procrastination therapy clinic.
Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.
People dizzily falling over after leaving revolving door of vertigo therapy clinic building.
You gotta help me, Doc! I keep seeing palindromes and it freaks me out!!!
I’m gonna prescribe you Xanax.