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  • Kick Me

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Kick me.

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  • Kick Me Loser

    $20.00 – $100.00

    HEH! HEH!  What a loser!  Kick me.  Kick me.

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  • Learning Ventriloquism

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional program.  You are now listening to the lesson number one…  Ventriloquism instructional series.

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  • Metaphor On The Floor

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Hey!  Metaphor on the floor, mister.  Welcome to creative writing!  Mrs. Denthauer.

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  • Militarized Monitors

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Is it just me or are the school hall monitors becoming increasingly militarized?

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  • Ninja Student

    $20.00 – $100.00

    OOOH, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper!  Great!

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  • OCD Student

    $20.00 – $100.00

    This probably isn’t the most suitable punishment for him.  I will not be obsessive compulsive in class.

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  • Online Cheerleader

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Wow, I didn’t know online universities needed cheerleaders.

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  • Skeleton Assembly

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Skeleton model kit.  Skeleton kit assembly instructions.  1. The head bone connected to the neck bone. 2. The neck bone connected to the back bone.  3. The back bone connected to the thigh bone.  4. The thigh bone connected to the knee bone.  5. The knee bone connected to the leg bone.

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  • Speaking Algebra

    $20.00 – $100.00

    She’s taking chinese and algebra this semester.  Go on, Francine, speak a little algebra for them…

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  • Student Tick

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Wait, don’t kill that tick!  He’s a foreign exchange student… we’re his host family.

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  • White Belt Warrior

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Congratulations, Irwin, you’ve finally earned your white belt…

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