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  • Aspirations Restraining Order

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I kept following my dreams until my dreams filed a restraining order against me.

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  • Castaway Tree Chase

    $20.00 – $100.00

    It feels like we’re being followed.

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  • Mirror Watcher

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Hello, Veronica … yes, it’s me again. And once again I’m watching myself watching you …

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  • Person of Uninterest

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    We initially considered you a person of interest, Mr. Henderson. But after observing you for quite some time I have to say that… Well, frankly, you’re just not that interesting, Mr. Henderson. You’re free to go.

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  • Single Parent Stalker

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Who is this? Why do you keep calling me? Is that a baby crying?

    Jack Vinton, single parent stalker.

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  • Twitter Crime

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    I’d like to file a restraining order agains this guy who keeps following me on Twitter…

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