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  • Eclectic Necklace

    Eclectic Necklace

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    Sheldon had eclectic religious beliefs.

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  • Felix In-Touch

    Felix In-Touch

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    Felix was finally relaxed. He was finally, really, and truly in touch with himself. Then he suddenly remembered how his catholic school nun said that was evil.

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  • I Am One With Stupid

    I Am One With Stupid

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    Two men meditating side by side. First man’s shirt says “I am one with stupid” with an arrow pointing to the other meditating man.

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  • Mindful Belly Rubs

    Mindful Belly Rubs

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    “I’ve been practicing mindfulness. It turns out the key to inner peace is a good belly rub.”

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  • Mindfulness Robberies

    Mindfulness Robberies

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    “Empty your mind and your pockets!”

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  • Pestered Guru

    Pestered Guru

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    Mr. wise sage–what words of wisdom can you give me? No matter where you go, people somehow find you.

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