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  • Behavioral Tracking Christmas

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “Sorry, Tyler, but based on your behavior so far, there’s a 63.7% chance you’ll get coal for Christmas … ”

    Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

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  • eyePhone Patch

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I have to download a software patch for my eyephone.

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  • Preloaded Computer Virus

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “And if you’re the kind of person who doesn’t like to waste time, this desktop comes preloaded with all the latest viruses…”

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  • Radiology Robot Lawsuit

    $20.00 – $100.00

    When handing radiology over to artificial intelligence sounds appealing.

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  • Tax Software Sizzle

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    “This new tax software is a real eye opener. Every misguided, impulsive purchase I made for the business last year really pops and sizzles in a visual data format!”

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