Cat Word Skills
$20.00 – $100.00“It says here on your resume that you can type 472 words per minute but it’s all accidental gibberish.”
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“It says here on your resume that you can type 472 words per minute but it’s all accidental gibberish.”
“Mrs Higgins, please bring me my desk.”
“Mrs. Crenshaw, please bring up a picture of a family for my desk.”
The top two drawers are for insurance forms, the next two are accounts payable, and we let a homeless man named Lenny sleep in the bottom drawer at night.
“The memo looks good, Mrs. Jones. Change the font to Hellvetica and print it up!”
Yes, I know you’ve been calling here for years trying to get ahold of Mr. Shelton, but he isn’t in right now… in fact, he still hasn’t returned from his first-ever appraisal!
Jack Shelton, Labyrinth Appraiser
“Please don’t read anything into the minutes, Ms. Thomas. Just reading the minutes will suffice.”