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  • Abduction Therapy

    Abduction Therapy

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Things haven’t been the same since the alien abduction…Marriage Counselor

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  • Albert Strikes Out

    Albert Strikes Out

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Albert strikes out again with the women, getting another drink thrown in his torso.

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  • Chemistry Breakup

    Chemistry Breakup

    $20.00 – $100.00

    When chemical engineers break up.

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  • Conjoined Twin Affair

    Conjoined Twin Affair

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I know you’ve been sleeping with my conjoined twin brother, now where is he hiding?!

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  • Data Dump

    Data Dump

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “Dear John, Your preferential data points don’t align with my emerging interest clusters. This relationship is invalid. -Monica.

    John goes through a breakup with his data analyst girlfriend.

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  • Death And Food To Go

    Death And Food To Go

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Waiter! I need a doggie bag and a body bag, please.

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  • Homeless Dating

    Homeless Dating

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I’d invite you in but my box is a mess.

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  • I Heart NY

    I Heart NY

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Man with T-shirt which says: I heart NY but only in a strictly platonic sense.

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  • Intuitive Interface

    Intuitive Interface

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface …

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  • Jumbletron

    Jumbletron

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting ‘Susan, will you marry me?’ to the stadium’s Jumbletron.

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  • Nature Breakup

    Nature Breakup

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Frank was head-over-heels in love with nature until nature sent him a breakup letter.

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  • Online Singles Creep Code

    Online Singles Creep Code

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Man is logging on to Lame Singles Bar Pickup Lines website with a verification code.

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  • Personal Data Overload

    Personal Data Overload

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Man forgets anniversary due to overindulgence with his vital data.

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  • Pirate Pegsie

    Pirate Pegsie

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Pirates playing ‘pegsie.’

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  • Prison Sentences

    Prison Sentences

    $20.00 – $100.00

    We’ve been married so long we finish each other’s prison sentences.

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  • Sign Language Marriage

    Sign Language Marriage

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Woman holding a sign to her husband that reads: ‘Darling, we really should talk sometime.’

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  • Single Parent Stalker

    Single Parent Stalker

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Who is this? Why do you keep calling me? Is that a baby crying?

    Jack Vinton, single parent stalker.

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  • Speech Balloon Gazer

    Speech Balloon Gazer

    $20.00 – $100.00

    When people talked to gordon their speech balloons went in one eye and out the other.

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  • Swiss Army Shank

    Swiss Army Shank

    $20.00 – $100.00

    My wife is so thoughtful! She sent a Swiss Army shank for my birthday!

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  • Top Secret Engagement

    Top Secret Engagement

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A top-secret government agent with a security briefcase proposes to his girlfriend with an engagement ring that has its own miniature security briefcase.

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