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  • Out Of Mind

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Two men wearing shirts: ‘Out of body, back in 15 minutes’

    ‘Out of mind, I won’t be back’

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  • Pixelated Problems

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A psychiatry patient with a pixelated face laments to his therapist, “People seem to have a hard time getting to know me…”

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  • Procrastinating Patient

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Mr. Swanson, our session ended fifteen minutes ago, will you please leave?…

    I know, just give me a minute!

    Procrastination therapy clinic

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  • Psychiatrist Voices

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    The voice in Myron’s head was a psychiatrist. It didn’t say too much, it would just listen to Myron’s problems and send him a bill every month.

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  • Schrodinger Cat Video

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen.  Schrodinger’s cat video.

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  • Sitting Disorder Syndrome

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Patients in waiting room of sitting disorder clinic don’t know how to sit down in waiting room chairs.

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  • Stranded Anorexics

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I’d give anything to refuse a plate of food right now. Stranded anorexics.

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  • Support Group Groupies

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Support group groupies

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  • Therapist Therapy

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Ed was in therapy for believing he was a therapist.

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  • Think And-Or Say

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    I usually say what I think/I usually think what I say.

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  • Tripolar Disorder

    $20.00 – $100.00

    My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder.

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  • USA Yesterday

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Man is reading USA Yesterday newspaper in procrastination therapy clinic.

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  • Voicemail Voices

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The voices in Preston’s head preferred leaving voicemail messages.

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  • Xanax Therapy

    $20.00 – $100.00

    You gotta help me, Doc! I keep seeing palindromes and it freaks me out!!!

    I’m gonna prescribe you Xanax.

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