Aspirations Restraining Order
$20.00 – $100.00I kept following my dreams until my dreams filed a restraining order against me.
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Band Drum Inmate
$20.00 – $100.00Why can’t you play harmonica like all the other inmates?
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Cartoon Prison Break
$20.00 – $100.00Vinnie escapes from cartoon prison.
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Clown Prison Pie
$20.00 – $100.00There’s no weapon in the pie. The weapon IS the pie.
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Dept. Of Corrections Fluid
$20.00 – $100.00Department of Corrections building features a statue of a bottle of White Out.
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Ethnic Prison Groups
$20.00 – $100.00Ethnic groups stick together in prison.
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Final Pantomimes
$20.00 – $100.00Do you have any final pantomimes?
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Giant Jail Pad
$20.00 – $100.00Prisoner keeping track of days in prison on a giant note pad.
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Inmate Apparel
$20.00 – $100.00Woman in department store in between intimate apparel clothing section and inmate apparel clothing section.
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Inmate Twitter Handle
$20.00 – $100.00In this prison your inmate number is also your twitter handle.
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Mouse Hole Prison Bars
$20.00 – $100.00Mouse hole in prison cells has its own bars.
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Prison Data Projects
$20.00 – $100.00“For you new prisoners here, the guards will only let us use bar graphs on all of our prison data projects…”
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Prison Hashmark Tattoos
$20.00 – $100.00One prisoner is giving another prisoner tattoos that are hashmarks of the time he’s been in prison.
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Prison Healthcare Enrollment
$20.00 – $100.00“No, we don’t need to enroll in health benefits every year, but the prison always makes us do it as part of our punishment.”
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Prison Library Magazines
$20.00 – $100.00An inmate is looking over a selection of magazines in the prison library, and each magazine is about the outdoors.
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Prison Sentences
$20.00 – $100.00We’ve been married so long we finish each other’s prison sentences.
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Prison Viewing Mirrors
$20.00 – $100.00Prison inmates hold up mirrors to see what’s happening outside of their cells.
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Swiss Army Shank
$20.00 – $100.00My wife is so thoughtful! She sent a Swiss Army shank for my birthday!
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Tree With Prison Mirror
$20.00 – $100.00A tree behind iron bars holds out mirror like a prison inmate.
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