Clown Ammunition
$20.00 – $100.00When clowns run out of ammunition.
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When clowns run out of ammunition.
Clown with small feet: ‘Birth defect.’
Clown drive-by shootings.
Sure, we saved a lot of money, but in hindsight we probably should’ve seen the surgeon instead of the magician.
Mary Poppins singing, ‘A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down…‘ to diabetic children.
Frankly my dear, I don’t do windows. Gone with the Windex.
Tightrope walker encounters human cannonball crossing sign on the high wire.
He got demoted from human cannonball to human gumball.
Man doing karate and karaoke for a new form of entertainment called ‘Karataoke.’
Madonna: The retirement years.
Whoa! Wait a minute – It’s not that kind of wire! I’m a drug dealer, same as you guys!
. . . anything you pantomime can and will be used against you in a court of law . . .
Mimes taking a smoke break.
Albert has a short-lived career as a mime ventriloquist.
Do you happen to have a box like this with two legs sticking out of it?
Mitch performs in front of an oddience.
Perkins! Quit goofing around and get back on this stage now!
A snake charmer is charming an electrical plug with an electrical outlet flute.
Puttin’ On The Ritz caution sign