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  • Double Shrink

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    How frequently are you hallucinating, Mr. Jenkins?

    Good afternoon, Mr. Jenkins.

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  • Early Reply All

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The early version of accidentally hitting ‘Reply All.’

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  • Emotional Availability

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Sorry we are currently emotionally unavailable.  Try again later.  Thanks!

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  • Excellence In Certificates

    $20.00 – $100.00

    ‘Certificate of excellence in achieving certificates’ certificate, surrounded by many other certificates hanging on office wall.

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  • Expensive Thoughts

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Penny for your thoughts, Jenkins? I’d sell you mine but you couldn’t afford them.

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  • Extreme Risk Taker

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Perkins, I didn’t get where I am today without taking a few risks.

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  • Feedback Box Categories

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A worker looks at three feedback boxes, the first is labeled ‘Suggestions,’ the second is labeled ‘Complaints,’ and the third is labeled, ‘Crybaby Whining.’

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  • Filing Cabinet Hotel

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The top two drawers are for insurance forms, the next two are accounts payable, and we let a homeless man named Lenny sleep in the bottom drawer at night.

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  • Golden Parachute Pants

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The board wants me to retire. They offered me a golden parachute pants deal.

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  • Hellvetica

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “The memo looks good, Mrs. Jones. Change the font to Hellvetica and print it up!”

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  • Hypochondria Scan

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Well, we’ve probed and diagnosed you thoroughly and still have found nothing. Now Dr. Thompson here would like you to lie down in his office for a special “hypochondria scan.”

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  • Island Dreaming

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Business man in office dreaming of an island getaway. In bottom panel, castaway on an island is dreaming of civilization.

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  • Low Expectations

    $20.00 – $100.00

    As the data shows us in this chart, sales have exceeded expectations. In a related graph, expectations are at an all-time low.

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  • Office Award

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Award of Excellence in Office Administration

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  • OK Data

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Visualizing the data in pie-chart format made sub-par numbers seem okay.

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  • Out Shredder

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Man at his office desk with an in box and an out box that is actually a shredder, and he is shredding papers.

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  • Personal Green Space

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.

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  • Reading Into The Minutes

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “Please don’t read anything into the minutes, Ms. Thomas. Just reading the minutes will suffice.”

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  • Santa Data

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Cartoon showing Santa sitting at his desk with two computer monitors, one says ‘naughty data,’ and the other says ‘nice data.’

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  • Saw Mill Applicant

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have any on the job experience?

     

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