Bottle Postage
$20.00 – $100.00Sorry, buddy, but we can’t deliver this without postage.
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Castaway Psychiatric Help
$20.00 – $100.00How long have you felt stranded? This isn’t quite what I had in mind when I sent for help.
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Castaway Supply Boat
$20.00 – $100.00Castaway on island is hailing a boat that sells message in bottle supplies.
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Castaway Tree Chase
$20.00 – $100.00It feels like we’re being followed.
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Cigarette Pirate Patch
$20.00 – $100.00Captain Hook tries the cigarette patch.
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Dangerous WiFi
$20.00 – $100.00The signal is still weak. I’m gonna move just a little closer…
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Desert Island Kit
$20.00 – $100.00I can’t wait to see what’s inside! Food, clothing… anything would help me at this point!
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eyePhone Patch
$20.00 – $100.00I have to download a software patch for my eyephone.
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Fake Shark Fin
$20.00 – $100.00Oooh, man! You really had me going with that fake shark fin!!
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High-Skill Plank Walking
$20.00 – $100.00That one’s for higher-skilled plank walkers.
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I See Land!
$20.00 – $100.00I see land!
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I’m With Stupid Castaway
$20.00 – $100.00Castaway on island with a ‘I’m with stupid’ sign pointing at him.
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Island Dreaming
$20.00 – $100.00Business man in office dreaming of an island getaway. In bottom panel, castaway on an island is dreaming of civilization.
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Island Renovation
$20.00 – $100.00Castaway swims to an island that is under construction.
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Island Restroom Mixup
$20.00 – $100.00Man is castaway on an island with a fire hydrant, while a dog is stranded on a nearby island with an outhouse.
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Island Street
$20.00 – $100.00Castaway is on an island with a city street that runs through it.
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Kitchen Island Castaway
$20.00 – $100.00I found this message in a bottle behind the sofa. It says, ‘Help! Stranded on kitchen island.’
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Life Raft Vending Machine
$20.00 – $100.00Castaway with a dollar is stuck on island with a life raft vending machine that only accepts change.
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Pirate Safety Net
$20.00 – $100.00We had to install the safety net for insurance purposes.
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Pirate Ship Airbag
$20.00 – $100.00Air bag deploys on a pirate ship that hits a rock in the ocean.
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