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  • Acrophobia Airways

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Airplane with Acrophobia Airways logo on it is driving on the road.

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  • Alien Shrink

    $20.00 – $100.00

    It all started one day in the woods. A 1974 AMC Hornet pulled up beside me and abducted me…

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  • Alliance of Reverse Psychology

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A member of the Reverse Psychology Alliance practices his tactics.

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  • Autotune Voices

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Heeeeey Phiiiiiiiiiil! Whaaaaaaeeeuuuut’s Up, Home Booooooyy!? The voices in Phil’s head start using autotune.

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  • Bipolar Feedback

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Bipolar therapy clinic has customer feedback cards.

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  • Bulimia Discount Day

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Bulimia discount day at the airport.

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  • Castaway Psychiatric Help

    $20.00 – $100.00

    How long have you felt stranded? This isn’t quite what I had in mind when I sent for help.

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  • Closet Claustrophobics

    $20.00 – $100.00

    AAAAGH!!! I can’t stand this enclosed space… yet, I can’t quite come out, either…

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  • Doormat Syndrome Therapy

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A woman with a doormat on her asks her psychiatrist why people walk all over her.

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  • Double Shrink

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    How frequently are you hallucinating, Mr. Jenkins?

    Good afternoon, Mr. Jenkins.

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  • Elbow Voices

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Boy, the weather sure is nice today, eh, Gavin?

    The voices in gavin’s head migrate to his elbow.

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  • Felix In-Touch

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Felix was finally relaxed. He was finally, really, and truly in touch with himself. Then he suddenly remembered how his catholic school nun said that was evil.

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  • Foreign Accent Voices

    $20.00 – $100.00

    It wasn’t the voices in his head that bothered Stanley so much as it was the thick, foreign accent that he couldn’t understand.

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  • Germaphobe Greetings

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Being an extreme germaphobe, Philip tended to startle people when he met them.

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  • GPS Voices

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The voices in Randy’s head were always GPS directions.

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  • Hamburger Helper

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Hamburger in therapy with Hamburger Helper.

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  • Hearing Voices of Reason

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “Have you considered the fact that the voices you keep hearing are trying to reason with you?”

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  • Hypochondria Health Records

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Sorry I’m late, I had to retrieve your health records.

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  • Imaginary Chastisers

    $20.00 – $100.00

    All of Anthony’s imaginary friends would frequently make fun of him for existing.

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  • Imaginary Haters

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The imaginary people keep telling me that I’m crazy…

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