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  • Medical Privacy Publicity

    Medical Privacy Publicity

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I appreciate how you’ve protected my privacy, Doc. I’m gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!

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  • MRI Tattoos

    MRI Tattoos

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The MRI machine won’t degrade my tattoos, will it?

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  • Mullet Infection

    Mullet Infection

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Weeell…. Looks like you’ve got a mullet infection.

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  • Non Emergency

    Non Emergency

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Emergency Room

    In case there’s no emergency break glass.

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  • Octopus Ink IV

    Octopus Ink IV

    $20.00 – $100.00

    An octopus is hooked up to an ink IV in a hospital bed.

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  • Old Equipment

    Old Equipment

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    No, Mr. Simmons, your MRI images aren’t in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.

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  • Pant Sag Lab

    Pant Sag Lab

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Your son’s lab work came back and all of his numbers are in range, except for his pants, which are a bit low.

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  • Pharmaceutical Charity

    Pharmaceutical Charity

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Before you say no to this prescription, let me also say that your monthly tax-deductible gift will help support a pharmaceutical executive in need.

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  • Photobombed X-rays

    Photobombed X-rays

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Somehow you got photobombed during your x-rays!

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  • Picasso Plastic Surgery

    Picasso Plastic Surgery

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Person with rearranged face walking out of doctor’s office. Sign above reads: Picasso Plastic Surgery.

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  • Piggy Bank IV

    Piggy Bank IV

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Piggy Bank IV

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  • Placebo Side Effects

    Placebo Side Effects

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “I’m not so much concerned with the side effects of the drug I gave you as I am with the fact that it’s a placebo.”

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  • Politician Truth Yoga

    Politician Truth Yoga

    $20.00 – $100.00

    No, senator, I’m afraid stretching the truth doesn’t count as yoga.

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  • Popsicle Doctor

    Popsicle Doctor

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Here’s another popsicle stick for ya, doc.

    Thanks, Earl.

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  • Psychiatrist Voices

    Psychiatrist Voices

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    The voice in Myron’s head was a psychiatrist. It didn’t say too much, it would just listen to Myron’s problems and send him a bill every month.

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  • Radiology Robot Lawsuit

    Radiology Robot Lawsuit

    $20.00 – $100.00

    When handing radiology over to artificial intelligence sounds appealing.

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  • Reading Beard

    Reading Beard

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Nice reading glasses.

    Thanks. Nice reading beard.

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  • Schizophrenic Doctor

    Schizophrenic Doctor

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Wow, three opinions for the price of one- what a bargain!

    Erwin Swanson, schizophrenic doctor.

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  • Second Aid

    Second Aid

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The first aid team has the day off.

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