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  • Disco Fever

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Dr. Elwood prescribes 500mg of dancing for Barry’s disco fever.

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  • Doctor Handwriting Encryption

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Don’t worry- Your patients’ electronic records will be safe across your network. I’m using an encryption based on doctor handwriting legibility.

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  • Explosive Data Security

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Oh, I forgot that you missed the meeting. Our data security team added some new protection when accessing patient data files.

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  • Eye Exam Cheats

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Milton cheats on his eye exam.

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  • Fifth Dentist

    $20.00 – $100.00

    And so I tell Julie I would never recommend that, but does she listen to me? And how about this horrible restaurant? Bad food, bad service… There’s no way I recommend this place to anybody…

    Lenny regrets being friends with the fifth dentist.

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  • Fist Bump Doctor

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    I’m fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.

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  • Floor Reference

    $20.00 – $100.00

    …Well, I don’t see anything about it in physicians’ desk reference. Let’s check physicians’ floor reference.

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  • Flu Bonanza

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A doctor says to his patient who has a pig snout, wings, and cow patterns on him, “You’ve managed to catch bird flu, swine flu, and a touch of Mad Cow disease.”

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  • Fruit of the Loom Drug Test

    $20.00 – $100.00

    You guys passed your urine exam- The fruit punch came back clean… and delicious!

    The Fruit of the Loom guys get drug tested.

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  • Germaphobia Therapy Clinic

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Germaphobia Therapy Clinic

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  • Hamburger Helper Proctology

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Before the food retail business Hamburger Helper worked briefly in the medical field.

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  • Hearing Aid Repair

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Number one… Number one… Number one…Number one… Number one… Number one…Number one… Number one… Number one…

    Acme Hearing Aid Repair Shop

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  • Hypochondria Health Records

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Sorry I’m late, I had to retrieve your health records.

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  • Hypochondria Scan

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Well, we’ve probed and diagnosed you thoroughly and still have found nothing. Now Dr. Thompson here would like you to lie down in his office for a special “hypochondria scan.”

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  • Insomnia Literature

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I’m going to give you a bunch of literature about insomnia. Start reading it at bedtime and you’ll be asleep in no time.

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  • Insurance Benefit Friends

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Then I’m gonna take my dirty, hot drug plan and cover you all over with the meds you want…  Oh God!!!  Friends with insurance benefits.

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  • Jester Tooth

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Melvin couldn’t afford a crown for his tooth so he got what he could with twenty bucks.

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  • Lost In The Electronic Shuffle

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Mr. Benton, I’m afraid your electronic health records, got lost in the electronic shuffle.

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  • Mail-In Brain Surgery

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Neurosurgery online learning university hereby certifies: Dr. Fitzsimmons.

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  • Medical App Update

    $20.00 – $100.00

    It’s been telling you to blood-let a pint a day? When’s the last time you updated that medical app?

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