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  • Albert Strikes Out

    Albert Strikes Out

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    Albert strikes out again with the women, getting another drink thrown in his torso.

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  • Bermuda Love Triangle

    Bermuda Love Triangle

    $20.00$100.00

    Bill?  Bill?  Where did Bill Go?  Bermuda Love Triangle.

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  • Biff Date

    Biff Date

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    Biff enjoyed dating older women.

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  • Big Key Chain

    Big Key Chain

    $20.00$100.00

    Why can’t you just hang your key to the city on an office wall like a normal honoree?

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  • Blowup Family

    Blowup Family

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    Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

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  • Bondage Couple

    Bondage Couple

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    I’m gonna go slip into something less comfortable.

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  • Bonding Issues

    Bonding Issues

    $20.00$100.00

    We don’t bond any more.  Super Glue.

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  • Chainsaw Combo

    Chainsaw Combo

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    Anita buys her inept husband the perfect gift.   Combo pack.

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  • Chemistry Breakup

    Chemistry Breakup

    $20.00$100.00

    When chemical engineers break up.

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  • Clown Mirror

    Clown Mirror

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  • Cold Feet

    Cold Feet

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    I came here because my podiatrist said her could help me with my cold feet.  Couples therapy.

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  • Conjoined Twin Affair

    Conjoined Twin Affair

    $20.00$100.00

    I know you’ve been sleeping with my conjoined twin brother, now where is he hiding?!

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  • Covered Husband

    Covered Husband

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    Well springtime is here, time to take the dust cover off the ol’ motorcycle and the ol’ husband…

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  • Crazy Janine

    Crazy Janine

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    Well there you are,  you sneaky little fella!  It took a while but I finally found you!  Let’s do lunch, babe!  Janine often played hard to get. Rid Of.

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  • Data Dump

    Data Dump

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    “Dear John, Your preferential data points don’t align with my emerging interest clusters. This relationship is invalid. -Monica.

    John goes through a breakup with his data analyst girlfriend.

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  • Dating A Hotspot

    Dating A Hotspot

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    Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a WiFi hotspot.

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  • Dating Service

    Dating Service

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    Acme Dating Service.  Take a phone number.

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  • Deflated Girlfriend

    Deflated Girlfriend

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    Air.

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  • Diphthong Girl

    Diphthong Girl

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    Linguistics Research Center.  Every time she bent over Ben would check out Kate’s diphthong.

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  • Emotional Availability

    Emotional Availability

    $20.00$100.00

    Sorry we are currently emotionally unavailable.  Try again later.  Thanks!

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