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  • Exclamation Court

    $20.00 – $100.00

    While the court battle was ongoing over who owned the trademark to the exclamation point neither party was allowed to use one.

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  • Foam Suspect

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    After we showed him the partial print we got a the crime scene he decided to lawyer up.

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  • Lawyer Prayers

    $20.00 – $100.00

    This message contains confidential and/or legally privileged information. Unintended recipients may not use, copy or disclose any portion of this transmission.

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  • Lunch Attorney

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Edward T. Jackson Attorney at Law. Edward T. Jackson Attorney at lunch back at 1:00

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  • Obscenity Waiver

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Sorry to put you through all this paperwork but our lawyer said it was necessary for our legal protection when we yell obscenities as you walk by.

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  • Trial Faux Pas

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Your honor, I inject! Er, HEH-HEH, I mean… your honor, I object!

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