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#2 Dad.
Mom, dad it’s time for me to know the truth… was I adapted?
I knew my parents lied to me.
Warm Hearts Adoption Agency. Humans. Highways.
Where did you say your foreign exchange student was from?
Look at it, son.. LOOK AT IT! When Gilbert was bad his parents made him face the corner, when he was really bad they made him face the world.
Yeah, whatever mom! Don’t you talk to me in that tone of speech balloon!
No breakfast until you’re finished making your bed, Joey.
Father is walking his son with a restraining harness and leash while his son pees like a dog on a fire hydrant.
You gonna sign for this, kid?
Kids! It’s time to come in, it’s getting dark outside!
Genie, this isn’t what I meant when I wished I had my kids’ energy…
I knew I never should have had that escape pod installed! Technology has changed a lot of things, including how kids run away from home.
That’s all the money I have in my wallet, so don’t ask for any more!
You gave me a dead moth and a ball of lint.
Attn Employees: Chester Fenton’s mom passed away. We’re taking up a collection.
Dad, are we there yet?
I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?
I used it to buy a neck brace instead.
… Well, son, I’m really glad we could have this heart-to-heart TED talk.
Very tall kid in school with a really long legs has a kick me sign on his back that nobody can reach.
Mom! Connor got all tangled up in his keychain lanyard again!