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  • Bad Habits Patient

    $20.00 – $100.00

    If you follow my orders and break those bad habits, you’ll be in as good a shape as you’ve never been.

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  • Breaking The Bad News

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Well, I don’t know how to break the bad news to you Mr. Jenson, but …

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  • Explosive Data Security

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Oh, I forgot that you missed the meeting. Our data security team added some new protection when accessing patient data files.

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  • Insurance Benefit Friends

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Then I’m gonna take my dirty, hot drug plan and cover you all over with the meds you want…  Oh God!!!  Friends with insurance benefits.

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  • Lost In The Electronic Shuffle

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Mr. Benton, I’m afraid your electronic health records, got lost in the electronic shuffle.

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  • Medical Privacy Publicity

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I appreciate how you’ve protected my privacy, Doc. I’m gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!

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  • Missing Eye

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Man with eye patch hangs posters for missing eye.

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  • MRI Tattoos

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The MRI machine won’t degrade my tattoos, will it?

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  • Octopus Ink IV

    $20.00 – $100.00

    An octopus is hooked up to an ink IV in a hospital bed.

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  • Pharmaceutical Charity

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Before you say no to this prescription, let me also say that your monthly tax-deductible gift will help support a pharmaceutical executive in need.

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  • Placebo Side Effects

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “I’m not so much concerned with the side effects of the drug I gave you as I am with the fact that it’s a placebo.”

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  • Politician Truth Yoga

    $20.00 – $100.00

    No, senator, I’m afraid stretching the truth doesn’t count as yoga.

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  • Prison Healthcare Enrollment

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “No, we don’t need to enroll in health benefits every year, but the prison always makes us do it as part of our punishment.”

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  • Self-Induced Panic

    $20.00 – $100.00

    So I’m perfectly healthy? That’s good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?

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  • Sick Health App

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Looks like your app is a little under the weather. Go home and update it and let’s follow up next week.

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