Armless Juggler
$20.00 – $100.00Performer juggles chainsaws with prosthetic arms.
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Bad Fortune Teller
$20.00 – $100.00I want my five bucks back, rip-off artist!
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Bluetooth Puppets
$20.00 – $100.00Yeah, we don’t need marionette strings anymore. Everything is done with bluetooth!
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Clown Ammunition
$20.00 – $100.00When clowns run out of ammunition.
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Clown Birth Defect
$20.00 – $100.00Clown with small feet: ‘Birth defect.’
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Clown Drive-By Shootings
$20.00 – $100.00Clown drive-by shootings.
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Clown Prison Pie
$20.00 – $100.00There’s no weapon in the pie. The weapon IS the pie.
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Clown Silencers
$20.00 – $100.00A clown shoots his prank gun with a prank silencer.
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Conjoined Magic
$20.00 – $100.00Sure, we saved a lot of money, but in hindsight we probably should’ve seen the surgeon instead of the magician.
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Contortionist Funeral
$20.00 – $100.00We gather here today in memory of Frank, beloved husband, father, friend, and contortionist…
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Diabetic Poppins
$20.00 – $100.00Mary Poppins singing, ‘A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down…‘ to diabetic children.
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Dog Mimes
$20.00 – $100.00Oooh, look! Now he’s inside an invisible fence!
Dog Mimes.
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Ex Tightrope Walker
$20.00 – $100.00So Erma tells me you were a tightrope walker.
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Final Pantomimes
$20.00 – $100.00Do you have any final pantomimes?
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Fire Magic
$20.00 – $100.00Fire breaks out during magic show, while person cut in half is stuck on stage.
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Gone With The Windex
$20.00 – $100.00Frankly my dear, I don’t do windows. Gone with the Windex.
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Heartfelt TED Talk
$20.00 – $100.00… Well, son, I’m really glad we could have this heart-to-heart TED talk.
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Human Cannonball X-ing
$20.00 – $100.00Tightrope walker encounters human cannonball crossing sign on the high wire.
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Human Gumball
$20.00 – $100.00He got demoted from human cannonball to human gumball.
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Karataoke
$20.00 – $100.00Man doing karate and karaoke for a new form of entertainment called ‘Karataoke.’
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