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  • Metaphor On The Floor

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Hey!  Metaphor on the floor, mister.  Welcome to creative writing!  Mrs. Denthauer.

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  • Militarized Monitors

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Is it just me or are the school hall monitors becoming increasingly militarized?

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  • Mind Proofreader

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Madame Sapphire, mind proofreader.

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  • Negative IQ

    $20.00 – $100.00

    IQ testing center.  Chuckie’s test results came back negative.

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  • Nude Pajama Day

    $20.00 – $100.00

    This is the third time you’ve called me down here on pajama day, and for the third time I’m here to tell you that this is what my son wears to bed!

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  • Palindrome Library Books

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Palindrome book section at the library

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  • Palindrome Writer

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Felix McGillicuddy, freelance palindrome writer

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  • Palindrone

    $20.00 – $100.00

    We call it “The Palindrone.” Another failed weapons project by the U.S. government.

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  • Punctuation Protesters

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Punctuation-challenged protesters.

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  • Reading Shark

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Nelson encounters the legendarily dangerous reading shark.

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  • Schrodinger Cat Video

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen.  Schrodinger’s cat video.

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  • Slobber Clean Up Dept.

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Student falling asleep in library has large slobber puddles under his face. Janitor walks by him with a cart which has a sign on it that reads Library Slobber Clean Up Dept.

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  • Smart Investment

    $20.00 – $100.00

    He’s telling you the truth, he doesn’t have his lunch money today. He invested it in my services.

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  • SOS Distress

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Castaway is trying to write “SOS” in the sand of the island he is stranded on, but is having a little trouble.

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  • Speaking Algebra

    $20.00 – $100.00

    She’s taking chinese and algebra this semester.  Go on, Francine, speak a little algebra for them…

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  • Thanksgiving Dyslexia

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Your son William has a rare form of dyslexia…

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  • Trickonometry Class

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

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  • Ventriloquism Instructional Program

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional program. You are now listening to lesson number one . . .

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