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  • 30 Day Diet

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days.

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  • B-Negative Blood

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “The lab results came back … looks like your blood type is B-negative.”

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  • Bad Habits Patient

    $20.00 – $100.00

    If you follow my orders and break those bad habits, you’ll be in as good a shape as you’ve never been.

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  • Bad Prognosis

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Quit being around the bush and just tell me how bad it is, doc!!!

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  • Biotic Battle

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

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  • Blind Foresight

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Your hindsight is 20/20, but your foresight is legally blind.

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  • Boundaries Doctor

    $20.00 – $100.00

    … Oh no, you’re thinking of doctors without borders. I’m with doctors without boundaries.

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  • Can’t Read the Writing on the Wall

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A cartoon showing a patient laying on the couch at a psychiatrist’s office saying, “I finally see the writing on the wall, but it was written by a doctor so I can’t read it.”

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  • Chest Hair Transplant

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.

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  • Cloudy Images

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Boy, these images look awful cloudy!

    Ugh! Moving all our data to the cloud was a smart move, but I’ve had to hear that stupid pun all week!

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  • Conjoined Twins

    $20.00 – $100.00

    You mean we’ve been conjoined twins all these years for nothing?

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  • Explosive Data Security

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Oh, I forgot that you missed the meeting. Our data security team added some new protection when accessing patient data files.

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  • Imaginary Haters

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The imaginary people keep telling me that I’m crazy…

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  • Lost In The Electronic Shuffle

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Mr. Benton, I’m afraid your electronic health records, got lost in the electronic shuffle.

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  • Medical Privacy Publicity

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I appreciate how you’ve protected my privacy, Doc. I’m gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!

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  • MRI Tattoos

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The MRI machine won’t degrade my tattoos, will it?

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  • Pharmaceutical Charity

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Before you say no to this prescription, let me also say that your monthly tax-deductible gift will help support a pharmaceutical executive in need.

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  • Picasso Plastic Surgery

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Person with rearranged face walking out of doctor’s office. Sign above reads: Picasso Plastic Surgery.

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  • Placebo Side Effects

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “I’m not so much concerned with the side effects of the drug I gave you as I am with the fact that it’s a placebo.”

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  • Self-Induced Panic

    $20.00 – $100.00

    So I’m perfectly healthy? That’s good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?

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