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  • Big Head Burrito

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn’t as big as your head.  Welcome to El Cubo De Tierra ” Burritos As Big As Your Head!”

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  • Bulimic Beffet

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Bulimic Buffet Bars.

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  • Dirtbag Refills

    $20.00 – $100.00

    More Coke, dirt bag?

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  • Feedback Card

    $20.00 – $100.00

    How was your dining experience?  5-excellent 4-good 3-fair 2-poor 1-horrible!

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  • Flower Eater

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Are you gonna eat that?

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  • Food Poisoning

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Would you like to add a dollar to your bill by donating to the food poisoning lawsuit fund?

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  • Mousetrap Dining Feedback

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Dead rat in a trap with a dining feedback card.

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  • Purse Security

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I’m going to the restroom – watch my purse.  That won’t be necessary, ma’am.  That’s our job.

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