Albert Strikes Out
$20.00 – $100.00Albert strikes out again with the women, getting another drink thrown in his torso.
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Albert strikes out again with the women, getting another drink thrown in his torso.
Biff enjoyed dating older women.
Why can’t you just hang your key to the city on an office wall like a normal honoree?
Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.
I’m gonna go slip into something less comfortable.
We don’t bond any more. Super Glue.
Although Jim quit smoking years ago his ass still enjoyed lighting one up on occasion.
Well there you are, you sneaky little fella! It took a while but I finally found you! Let’s do lunch, babe! Janine often played hard to get. Rid Of.
Jerry unwittingly walks into another data collection scheme.
Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a WiFi hotspot.
Acme Dating Service. Take a phone number.
Waiter! I need a doggie bag and a body bag, please.
Air.
Linguistics Research Center. Every time she bent over Ben would check out Kate’s diphthong.
Sorry we are currently emotionally unavailable. Try again later. Thanks!
I’d invite you in but my box is a mess.
Then I’m gonna take my dirty, hot drug plan and cover you all over with the meds you want… Oh God!!! Friends with insurance benefits.
I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface …
Oh, baby, you’re so kinky!