Data Dump
$20.00 – $100.00“Dear John, Your preferential data points don’t align with my emerging interest clusters. This relationship is invalid. -Monica.
John goes through a breakup with his data analyst girlfriend.
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“Dear John, Your preferential data points don’t align with my emerging interest clusters. This relationship is invalid. -Monica.
John goes through a breakup with his data analyst girlfriend.
“So what is the data telling us? Well, as of this point here, we’re no longer on speaking terms.”
Man reading sign : Private cloud area / Â No data trespassers allowed
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It all started out innocently enough allowing Alexa to come into our home, but then she invited her deadbeat boyfriend along, and now we can’t seem to get rid of him.
“As you can see here, there were a few downticks, followed by a few upticks, finishing off with some antics.”
“It’s our website’s grand opening. We’re offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.”
The Grim Reaper complains about his phone always being in a dead zone.
Feedback cards in Hell ask vanquished souls to rate their experience there.
As the data shows us in this chart, sales have exceeded expectations. In a related graph, expectations are at an all-time low.
” … And thanks to the Great Anton with his powers of levitation, our customer intelligence numbers are up for the fourth consecutive month.”
“Uh oh! They’re bringing in Magnum BI to sort out our bad data!”
Man at desk: “I carefully examine the data for my March Madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors.”
Anita: “I really like the chartreuse-colored team this year!”
“As the data indicates, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter…”
Visualizing the data in pie-chart format made sub-par numbers seem okay.
Man forgets anniversary due to overindulgence with his vital data.
“For you new prisoners here, the guards will only let us use bar graphs on all of our prison data projects…”
It looks like another productive night of sleep and exercise. My smart watch logged seven hours of sleep and over 1,500 steps from sleep walking.
“I will now peek into your future, David…”
Two data workers running in full panic out of room with sign on door “Reactive Data Security”
Data worker relaxing in another room with sign on door “Predictive Data Security”