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$20.00 – $100.00I accidentally sent this week’s data charts to the 3-D printer.
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I accidentally sent this week’s data charts to the 3-D printer.
Okay, here’s an abandoned storage locker with some random data that may or may not be useful. We’ll start the bidding at $50…
For outstanding work in computer science, I present you with this activation key to the city!
Al Gorithm Chief Data Officer
What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?
Businessman standing beside chart with long downward bar graph taped to it.
“Sorry, Tyler, but based on your behavior so far, there’s a 63.7% chance you’ll get coal for Christmas … ”
Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.
These cuts to the IT budget have been brutal, huh?
“… And so it looks like another bad month as the data continues its downward trend.”
“The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars.”
Conrad always had the cleanest data.
Boy, these images look awful cloudy!
Ugh! Moving all our data to the cloud was a smart move, but I’ve had to hear that stupid pun all week!
The numbers look bad this month… like, the-chart-is-continued-downstairs bad.
Some Swiss dairy farmers are attaching monitors to their cows so they can track hormonal data on their smartphones imagine those texts…
A gag cartoon showing a business man standing next to a chart in a meeting room saying, “Last month’s sales figures went very well. So well, in fact, they fell back and crushed the previous months.”
Beggar on street corner with sign reading: ‘Had volumes of data at my fingertips and still didn’t see this one coming.’
“Let me introduce you to James, our data steward, Bill, our data custodian, and ‘Moose,’ our data bodyguard.”
Jerry unwittingly walks into another data collection scheme.
This new water cooler streamlines the gossip process – we get all the numbers and none of the fluff. The R.O.I. just sky rocketed!
I Don’t know, I just thought my data dash-board could use some fuzzy dice.