Sea Shell Menu Options
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Welcome to the sounds of the ocean. Listen carefully as our menu options have changed. To continue in Spanish, press one now…
Thank you for your order. Please pull up to the next window… AAAH! Pervert!!
A cartoon showing a man standing on a beach shore, listening to a shell say, “Thank you for calling sounds of the ocean. Your call will be answered in the order it was received. You are currently caller #37 in queue…”
Yeah, we get a lot of complaints about our spelling.
“Thank you for calling the Honesty Foundation, your call is unimportant to us, so leave a message for us to laugh at when you hear the tone.”
Man and woman discuss customer shopping experience with no data team.
A clumsy customer is wrapped up in a velvet rope and tries to reach the bell for assistance.
Vending machine has sign on it that reads ‘If this machine takes your money, bang three times on the side and the little person inside with assist you. Thanks!’
How come your venus fly trap isn’t catching those flies? They’re not venus flies.
Sign in veterinary clinic waiting room reads: Take a number and STAY.
Veterinary Drive Thru
Man at tax consultant agency reads sign that says ‘Please wait to be cheated.’
No! I said I want a veggie burger, not a wedgie burger!
Is there something I can help you with, Sir?
A confused man looks at a directory map that says ‘You are here,’ pointing to a person standing in front of it, next to a directory with the same image inside of it, with another image of the same picture, repeating infinitely.