Aspirations Restraining Order
$20.00 – $100.00I kept following my dreams until my dreams filed a restraining order against me.
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Backseat Psychopath Safety
$20.00 – $100.00“Whoa – you’re not murdering anybody today until you get your seat belt on, Mister Backseat Psychopath!”
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Bad Hair Day
$20.00 – $100.00Al has a bad hair day.
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Bath Scum
$20.00 – $100.00The part Verna hasted most about cleaning the bathroom was the scum in the bathtub.
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Bounty Price Scanner
$20.00 – $100.00An old west sheriff hauls in an outlaw to a bounty price scanner.
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Caveman Parking
$20.00 – $100.00Grog parks his wheel on the rough side of town.
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Crash Test Kidnapping
$20.00 – $100.00Crash test dummies crash in car that has a kidnapping victim in the trunk.
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Criminal ID
$20.00 – $100.00Weeeell, I suppose that qualifies as an I.D. I’ll just go grab that beer for you now…
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Drive Thru Stickup
$20.00 – $100.00Man tries to hold up a bank in the drive thru.
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Fast Food Surprise Loot
$20.00 – $100.00The best part about robbing a McDonald’s is the accidental fries at the bottom of the bag.
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Fast Glasses
$20.00 – $100.00Even when they don’t have my favorite frames in stock they go get them fast … I don’t know how they do it!
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Hostage Help Sign
$20.00 – $100.00Highway road sign reads: ‘Please help! My coworkers and I are being held hostage at the Express Sign Company! Call police!’
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Lots of Hands in the Air
$20.00 – $100.00A mugger demands his victim put his hands in the air but the victim surprises the criminal with a box full of hands.
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Marionette Drug Dealer
$20.00 – $100.00Whoa! Wait a minute – It’s not that kind of wire! I’m a drug dealer, same as you guys!
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Mindfulness Robberies
$20.00 – $100.00“Empty your mind and your pockets!”
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Most Wanted Dogs
$20.00 – $100.00Post office has dogs featured on wanted posters in the lobby.
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Prison Hashmark Tattoos
$20.00 – $100.00One prisoner is giving another prisoner tattoos that are hashmarks of the time he’s been in prison.
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Rough Golf Courses
$20.00 – $100.00Golf courses on the rough side of town.
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Swiss Army Shank
$20.00 – $100.00My wife is so thoughtful! She sent a Swiss Army shank for my birthday!
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Trapeze Stickup
$20.00 – $100.00Circus trapeze artist is held up by a robber trapeze artist with a gun.
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