Acme Adhesive Corp.
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Man sitting at desk at Acme Adhesive Corp. with papers stuck all over him.
What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?
…and here we have Robert, who handles all of our big data projects.
With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.
CEO Piñatas
“Mrs Higgins, please bring me my desk.”
“Tom, this is Joe in sales, Bill in marketing, Kent in accounting, and Don in boxers.”
Penny for your thoughts, Jenkins? I’d sell you mine but you couldn’t afford them.
Perkins, I didn’t get where I am today without taking a few risks.
Good news, Janitor Guy! I’m promoting you to the CEO of the company! There’s nobody I more qualified I could think of to defend us against those bogus federal charges!
The top two drawers are for insurance forms, the next two are accounts payable, and we let a homeless man named Lenny sleep in the bottom drawer at night.
Businessman sitting at his office desk with signs behind him. One reads ‘our first dollar.’ The other reads ‘the guy who gave us our first dollar’ and he is locked inside a box under the sign.
Executive sitting at his desk at corporate headquarters, showing the flagpole outside with the US flag flying and a flag flying with his face underneath.
“Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.”
“Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register …”
I couldn’t find the giant scissors.
The board wants me to retire. They offered me a golden parachute pants deal.
An office worker is standing near a box with a sign above reading, ‘Place good ideas management can take credit for here.’
“The memo looks good, Mrs. Jones. Change the font to Hellvetica and print it up!”
“I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.”