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  • Acme Adhesive Corp.

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Man sitting at desk at Acme Adhesive Corp. with papers stuck all over him.

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  • Another Data Breach

    $20.00 – $100.00

    What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?

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  • Blister Pack Data Security

    $20.00 – $100.00

    With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.

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  • CEO Piñatas

    $20.00 – $100.00

    CEO Piñatas

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  • Death Outsourcing

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Oh, hey, relax, I’m not here to take you I’ve outsourced all that long ago.  I’m now strictly on the administrative end.

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  • Desk Request

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “Mrs Higgins, please bring me my desk.”

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  • Don In Boxers

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “Tom, this is Joe in sales, Bill in marketing, Kent in accounting, and Don in boxers.”

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  • Expensive Thoughts

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Penny for your thoughts, Jenkins? I’d sell you mine but you couldn’t afford them.

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  • Extreme Risk Taker

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Perkins, I didn’t get where I am today without taking a few risks.

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  • Fall Guy Promotion

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Good news, Janitor Guy! I’m promoting you to the CEO of the company! There’s nobody I more qualified I could think of to defend us against those bogus federal charges!

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  • Family Desk Pictures

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “Mrs. Crenshaw, please bring up a picture of a family for my desk.”

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  • Far Outbox, Man

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Businessman sitting at his desk with desk trays that are labeled ‘In’ and ‘Far Out, Man’.

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  • First Dollar

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Businessman sitting at his office desk with signs behind him. One reads ‘our first dollar.’ The other reads ‘the guy who gave us our first dollar’ and he is locked inside a box under the sign.

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  • Flag Boss

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Executive sitting at his desk at corporate headquarters, showing the flagpole outside with the US flag flying and a flag flying with his face underneath.

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  • Giant Cancelled Check

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.”

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  • Giant Check Register

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register …”

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  • Giant Hole Puncher

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I couldn’t find the giant scissors.

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  • Golden Parachute Pants

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The board wants me to retire. They offered me a golden parachute pants deal.

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  • Hellvetica

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “The memo looks good, Mrs. Jones. Change the font to Hellvetica and print it up!”

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  • In And Out Wives

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Businessman sitting at his desk with desk trays that are labeled ‘In’ and ‘Out’. The Inbox has a new trophy wife, and the outbox has his old wife.

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