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  • Al-Gorithm

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Al Gorithm Chief Data Officer

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  • Big Data Robert

    $20.00 – $100.00

    …and here we have Robert, who handles all of our big data projects.

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  • Building Repair Budget

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “… And so it looks like another bad month as the data continues its downward trend.”

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  • Censored Data

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars.”

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  • Clean Data

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Conrad always had the cleanest data.

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  • Continued Downstairs

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The numbers look bad this month… like, the-chart-is-continued-downstairs bad.

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  • Cow Data

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Some Swiss dairy farmers are attaching monitors to their cows so they can track hormonal data on their smartphones imagine those texts…

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  • Crushed Data Preview

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A gag cartoon showing a business man standing next to a chart in a meeting room saying, “Last month’s sales figures went very well. So well, in fact, they fell back and crushed the previous months.”

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  • Data Beggar

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Beggar on street corner with sign reading: ‘Had volumes of data at my fingertips and still didn’t see this one coming.’

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  • Data Collection Schemes

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Jerry unwittingly walks into another data collection scheme.

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  • Data Cooler

    $20.00 – $100.00

    This new water cooler streamlines the gossip process – we get all the numbers and none of the fluff. The R.O.I. just sky rocketed!

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  • Data Dice

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I Don’t know, I just thought my data dash-board could use some fuzzy dice.

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  • Explosive Data Security

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Oh, I forgot that you missed the meeting. Our data security team added some new protection when accessing patient data files.

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  • Magnum B.I.

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “Uh oh! They’re bringing in Magnum BI to sort out our bad data!”

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  • Medical Privacy Publicity

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I appreciate how you’ve protected my privacy, Doc. I’m gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!

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  • OK Data

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Visualizing the data in pie-chart format made sub-par numbers seem okay.

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  • Psychic Data

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “I will now peek into your future, David…”

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  • Small Data

    $20.00 – $100.00

    We can’t do big data, so we got a bunch of small data and threw it all together.

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  • Stuck in a Patch of Fog

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “Our cloud team was working on a big-data project and got stuck in a patch of fog.”

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  • Vaccination By Data

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “Honey, we need to get vaccinated! The flu forecaster says another storm is coming!”

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