Downticks, Upticks, Antics
$20.00 – $100.00“As you can see here, there were a few downticks, followed by a few upticks, finishing off with some antics.”
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“As you can see here, there were a few downticks, followed by a few upticks, finishing off with some antics.”
“It’s our website’s grand opening. We’re offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.”
Feedback cards in Hell ask vanquished souls to rate their experience there.
As the data shows us in this chart, sales have exceeded expectations. In a related graph, expectations are at an all-time low.
” … And thanks to the Great Anton with his powers of levitation, our customer intelligence numbers are up for the fourth consecutive month.”
“Uh oh! They’re bringing in Magnum BI to sort out our bad data!”
Man at desk: “I carefully examine the data for my March Madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors.”
Anita: “I really like the chartreuse-colored team this year!”
“As the data indicates, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter…”
Visualizing the data in pie-chart format made sub-par numbers seem okay.
Man forgets anniversary due to overindulgence with his vital data.
“For you new prisoners here, the guards will only let us use bar graphs on all of our prison data projects…”
“I will now peek into your future, David…”
Two data workers running in full panic out of room with sign on door “Reactive Data Security”
Data worker relaxing in another room with sign on door “Predictive Data Security”
” We’ve got a nice looking trend line here- I’d like to thank the entire team for contributing this data, including Gerald, for the outlier.”
Would you be interested in our rewards card?
No way. I don’t want the government tracking my every move!
15% of Americans don’t have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don’t even realize it.
Cartoon showing Santa sitting at his desk with two computer monitors, one says ‘naughty data,’ and the other says ‘nice data.’
We can’t do big data, so we got a bunch of small data and threw it all together.
Smart mall map knows all activity of man looking at it.
“According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat-shaming memes.”