Abandoned Data Storage
$20.00 – $100.00Okay, here’s an abandoned storage locker with some random data that may or may not be useful. We’ll start the bidding at $50…
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Okay, here’s an abandoned storage locker with some random data that may or may not be useful. We’ll start the bidding at $50…
Al Gorithm Chief Data Officer
What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?
Businessman standing beside chart with long downward bar graph taped to it.
“Sorry, Tyler, but based on your behavior so far, there’s a 63.7% chance you’ll get coal for Christmas … ”
Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.
…and here we have Robert, who handles all of our big data projects.
These cuts to the IT budget have been brutal, huh?
“… And so it looks like another bad month as the data continues its downward trend.”
“The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars.”
Conrad always had the cleanest data.
The numbers look bad this month… like, the-chart-is-continued-downstairs bad.
Some Swiss dairy farmers are attaching monitors to their cows so they can track hormonal data on their smartphones imagine those texts…
A gag cartoon showing a business man standing next to a chart in a meeting room saying, “Last month’s sales figures went very well. So well, in fact, they fell back and crushed the previous months.”
Beggar on street corner with sign reading: ‘Had volumes of data at my fingertips and still didn’t see this one coming.’
“Let me introduce you to James, our data steward, Bill, our data custodian, and ‘Moose,’ our data bodyguard.”
Jerry unwittingly walks into another data collection scheme.
“Dear John, Your preferential data points don’t align with my emerging interest clusters. This relationship is invalid. -Monica.
John goes through a breakup with his data analyst girlfriend.
“So what is the data telling us? Well, as of this point here, we’re no longer on speaking terms.”
Man reading sign : Private cloud area / No data trespassers allowed
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