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  • Labyrinth Appraiser

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Yes, I know you’ve been calling here for years trying to get ahold of Mr. Shelton, but he isn’t in right now… in fact, he still hasn’t returned from his first-ever appraisal!

    Jack Shelton, Labyrinth Appraiser

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  • Lawn Plow

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I guess there was a typo on the job order. It was supposed to read “mow the lawn,” not “plow the lawn.”

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  • Mel Finish

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Dang it, Mel, you never finish anything you start!

    What do you mean I never

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  • Mental Notes

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Phil’s mental notes were getting out of hand.

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  • Mental Spam Folder

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “Either I’ve got writer’s block or all my good ideas are going to my mental spam folder.”

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  • Mr. Potato Head Feet

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Honey,  I’m running late, have you seen my feet?

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  • Nerd Cat Calls

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Hey, baby, nice legs.  Yo, honey, how about a big sloppy kiss!  Yo baby.  Gilbert McClumsky, nerd construction worker.

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  • Next Window

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Next window of opportunity

    Charles had moved up as far as he could in the company.

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  • No Show Job

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Congratulations, you got the job.

    No show auditions today 1-4

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  • Nomad Work

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Nomads! Work from home $2,000.00 per week!

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  • Office Award

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Award of Excellence in Office Administration

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  • One Man Two Trucks

    $20.00 – $100.00

    One man and two trucks

    One man and two trucks

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  • Out Cold

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Out cold

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  • Out Gay

    $20.00 – $100.00

    So much for “don’t ask don’t tell.”

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  • Out To Lunch Boss

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Out to lunch back in an hour.

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  • Paint Road

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Man, there’s gotta be an easier way to do this…

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  • Party Train

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Tom gets run over by the party train.

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  • Photo Coffier

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Photocoffier: A fresh cup of joe while you wait on copies.

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  • Poison Coffee

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Thank you so much for taking me out of that, guys. I don’t know what I was thinking– I guess I just felt guilty about poisoning the coffee.

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  • Powdered Gossip

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Powdered Gossip: Just add water

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