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The voice in Myron’s head was a psychiatrist. It didn’t say too much, it would just listen to Myron’s problems and send him a bill every month.
Pyromania sign in sheets are burned.
Hi, my name is Phil and I’m redundant.
Redundants Anonymous
Sado-Masochist witch doctors.
After you’re done telling me what you want for christmas, why don’t you lie down over there and tell me why you think you need all those things.  Santa incorporates therapy into his repertoire.
Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen. Â Schrodinger’s cat video.
Sensory confusion syndrome.
The voices from my prescription side effects say you should consider lowering the dosage.
Patients in waiting room of sitting disorder clinic don’t know how to sit down in waiting room chairs.
Support group groupies
Store front window writing says ‘Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged.’ Store hours sign hanging in the window says ‘We’re In Open Come.’
Teepee for rent sign has tear-off tags with a smoke signal instead of a phone number.
Welcome To Tetrisburgh
Ed was in therapy for believing he was a therapist.
I usually say what I think/I usually think what I say.
Ned thinks back to his youth.
My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder.
Man is reading USA Yesterday newspaper in procrastination therapy clinic.
People dizzily falling over after leaving revolving door of vertigo therapy clinic building.
The voices in Preston’s head preferred leaving voicemail messages.