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  • Abduction Therapy

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Things haven’t been the same since the alien abduction…Marriage Counselor

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  • Alliance of Reverse Psychology

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A member of the Reverse Psychology Alliance practices his tactics.

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  • Anal Retentive Bums

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Nickels, dimes, quarters.  Anal retentive bums.

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  • Anonymous Therapy

    $20.00 – $100.00

    How long have you felt anonymous?

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  • Art Questions

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Man looking confused at a blank art canvas in museum. Another man looks at a question mark painting but is thinking nothing.

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  • Autotune Voices

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Heeeeey Phiiiiiiiiiil! Whaaaaaaeeeuuuut’s Up, Home Booooooyy!? The voices in Phil’s head start using autotune.

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  • Bipolar Feedback

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Bipolar therapy clinic has customer feedback cards.

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  • Bipolar Treatment

    $20.00 – $100.00

    That doctor is an idiot and I’m getting nothing out of these visits! Look forward to coming back next week!

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  • Bulimia Discount Day

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Bulimia discount day at the airport.

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  • Can’t Read the Writing on the Wall

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A cartoon showing a patient laying on the couch at a psychiatrist’s office saying, “I finally see the writing on the wall, but it was written by a doctor so I can’t read it.”

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  • Castaway Psychiatric Help

    $20.00 – $100.00

    How long have you felt stranded? This isn’t quite what I had in mind when I sent for help.

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  • Closet Claustrophobics

    $20.00 – $100.00

    AAAAGH!!! I can’t stand this enclosed space… yet, I can’t quite come out, either…

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  • Couch Fear

    $20.00 – $100.00

    …And why do you think you developed this overwhelming fear of couches?

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  • Dark Fear

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Today our special guest is Pamela, who will be telling us what it’s like to have an extreme fear of being in the dark. To protect her identity we’ve placed her in a darkened studio…

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  • Dark Idea

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Sherwin gets an idea but forgets to pay the light bill.

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  • Doormat Syndrome Therapy

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A woman with a doormat on her asks her psychiatrist why people walk all over her.

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  • Double Shrink

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    How frequently are you hallucinating, Mr. Jenkins?

    Good afternoon, Mr. Jenkins.

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  • Elbow Voices

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Boy, the weather sure is nice today, eh, Gavin?

    The voices in gavin’s head migrate to his elbow.

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  • Felix In-Touch

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Felix was finally relaxed. He was finally, really, and truly in touch with himself. Then he suddenly remembered how his catholic school nun said that was evil.

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  • Foreign Accent Voices

    $20.00 – $100.00

    It wasn’t the voices in his head that bothered Stanley so much as it was the thick, foreign accent that he couldn’t understand.

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