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  • iWitness

    $20.00$100.00

    Gordon’s observation of the robbery at the apple store makes him an iWitness.

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  • Jacksonian Bad Cop

    $20.00$100.00

    Your butt is mine gonna tell you right…

    The Lakeville police dept. had a good cop bad cop team, but the bad cop was only “bad” in the strictly Michael Jacksonian sense of the word.

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  • Large Bills

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    Hey, I said no large bills!

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  • Lots of Hands in the Air

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    A mugger demands his victim put his hands in the air but the victim surprises the criminal with a box full of hands.

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  • Magician Arrest

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    Dispatch, be advised I have apprehended the suspect, have him cuffed and in my locked cruiser, copy that?

    The Amazing Bill would often get himself arrested out of sheer boredom.

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  • Mail Bomb School

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    Jenkins. I just received your latest assignment… it’s A+ work, my boy, A+ work!  Mail bomb correspondence school.

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  • Mansion Painting Lineup

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    “Do any of these eyes look like the ones spying on you behind an old mansion painting?”

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  • Marionette Drug Dealer

    $20.00$100.00

    Whoa! Wait a minute – It’s not that kind of wire! I’m a drug dealer, same as you guys!

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  • Meter Scam

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    Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.

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  • Militarized Monitors

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    Is it just me or are the school hall monitors becoming increasingly militarized?

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  • Milton Wakes

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    Milton wakes up on the wrong side of the tracks.

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  • Mime Arrest

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    . . . anything you pantomime can and will be used against you in a court of law . . .

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  • Mindfulness Robberies

    $20.00$100.00

    “Empty your mind and your pockets!”

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  • Money Drop

    $20.00$100.00

    Give me all your money!

    Hello, Reginald… Bring me all of my money.

    There you go…

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  • Mouse Thieves

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  • Mr. Clean

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    We searched him good, sarge… He’s clean… He’s REAL CLEAN!

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  • No Walk Zone

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    You there! Stop!

    No Walking Zone

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  • Non Parking Ticket

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    This is not a ticket. It’s just a piece of paper we decided to put on your car. -Police Dept.

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  • Out On Bond

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    I’m Marsha, and you are?

    Bond… Out on bond…

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  • Outline Training

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    Remember to keep practicing, class. Next week we’re doing complex shapes.

    Police outline artist training academy: The intro 101 class.

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