Ancient Egyptian Crime
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Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.
“Whoa – you’re not murdering anybody today until you get your seat belt on, Mister Backseat Psychopath!”
Al has a bad hair day.
Bank Robber of the Month
I’m writing you a ticket because your belt isn’t buckled.
Crash test dummies crash in car that has a kidnapping victim in the trunk.
Weeeell, I suppose that qualifies as an I.D. I’ll just go grab that beer for you now…
Man tries to hold up a bank in the drive thru.
The best part about robbing a McDonald’s is the accidental fries at the bottom of the bag.
Even when they don’t have my favorite frames in stock they go get them fast … I don’t know how they do it!
“Ummm… that’s actually for me, Officer.”
Do you have any final pantomimes?
This is a stick-up!
Say it with flowers
After we showed him the partial print we got a the crime scene he decided to lawyer up.
No! No! No! That was a typo in the script! It’s supposed to be good cop, bad cop, not food cop, bad cop!!!
Please swipe your gun then enter your pin number…
Great news! All of those bill collectors stopped hounding me because the hacker who stole my identity is being hounded by them now.
Hearing aid dogs.
Highway road sign reads: ‘Please help! My coworkers and I are being held hostage at the Express Sign Company! Call police!’
“Do any of these suspects look like the one who stole your invisibility potion, professor?”