Love At First Text
$20.00 – $100.00Man and woman on a date, texting each other at the dinner table, instead of talking.
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Man and woman on a date, texting each other at the dinner table, instead of talking.
My wife wanted to take a nap and I wanted to go for a walk so we compromised.
Oh, look, honey – the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!
Hello, Veronica … yes, it’s me again. And once again I’m watching myself watching you …
Ooooh, Honey, will you get me that one?
Jeff, it’s not you it’s me… and Maire… and Sarah… and… Jeff goes through a breakup with a multiple personality patient.
Frank was head-over-heels in love with nature until nature sent him a breakup letter.
Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn’t have much money and they were poorly drawn.
Will you still neglect me in the morning?
It’s not you it’s me not liking you.
Joey, I want you to meet an old boy-friend of mine…
Man is logging on to Lame Singles Bar Pickup Lines website with a verification code.
Ped X ing and O ing.
Man forgets anniversary due to overindulgence with his vital data.
Honey, be honest… does this outfit make me look phat?
Susan, it’s Steve! Oh, gosh, I gotta get ready! Eyeliner, powder, mascara, lipstick, hairspray, perfume… Hi Steve…
Excuse me, Sir– could you photobomb our picture?
Pirates playing ‘pegsie.’
The community frowned upon William for being a polygonist.