Abduction Therapy
$20.00 – $100.00Things haven’t been the same since the alien abduction…Marriage Counselor
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Things haven’t been the same since the alien abduction…Marriage Counselor
Albert strikes out again with the women, getting another drink thrown in his torso.
A man has an affair with a robot at his job.
There’s no easy way for me to tell you this Brad, so I’ll just say it… I’m… I’m pregnant. Accident Free Days 3479.
Bill? Bill? Where did Bill Go? Bermuda Love Triangle.
Biff enjoyed dating older women.
Why can’t you just hang your key to the city on an office wall like a normal honoree?
Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.
I’m gonna go slip into something less comfortable.
We don’t bond any more. Super Glue.
Anita buys her inept husband the perfect gift. Combo pack.
When chemical engineers break up.
I came here because my podiatrist said her could help me with my cold feet. Couples therapy.
I know you’ve been sleeping with my conjoined twin brother, now where is he hiding?!
Well springtime is here, time to take the dust cover off the ol’ motorcycle and the ol’ husband…
Well there you are, you sneaky little fella! It took a while but I finally found you! Let’s do lunch, babe! Janine often played hard to get. Rid Of.
“Dear John, Your preferential data points don’t align with my emerging interest clusters. This relationship is invalid. -Monica.
John goes through a breakup with his data analyst girlfriend.
Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a WiFi hotspot.
Acme Dating Service. Take a phone number.