Beheading B-Ball
$20.00 – $100.00Why is there a basketball goal up here?
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Biff Date
$20.00 – $100.00Biff enjoyed dating older women.
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Breaking The Bad News
$20.00 – $100.00Well, I don’t know how to break the bad news to you Mr. Jenson, but …
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Cemetery Plot Airbnb
$20.00 – $100.00A headstone at a cemetery advertises its availability on the vacation booking site Airbnb.
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Clean Slate
$20.00 – $100.00Graveyard headstone epitaph reads: Biff Sherwin, started with a clean slate but finished with this one.
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Contortionist Funeral
$20.00 – $100.00We gather here today in memory of Frank, beloved husband, father, friend, and contortionist…
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Dead Air
$20.00 – $100.00We need to pull the plug on this radio show.. There’s too much dead air.
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Dead Waldo
$20.00 – $100.00Police search teams finally find Waldo.
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Death And Food To Go
$20.00 – $100.00Waiter! I need a doggie bag and a body bag, please.
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Death Birds
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Death Bum
$20.00 – $100.00Life expectancy is on the rise.
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Death Check In
$20.00 – $100.00Lakeville Medical Center. Check In. Cash and all major credit cards accepted. Or save your money and check out.
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Death Dog Walk
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Death Feedback
$20.00 – $100.00Feedback Card. How was your death? 5. Excellent 4. Good 3. Fair 2. Poor 1. Horrible
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Death Outsourcing
$20.00 – $100.00Oh, hey, relax, I’m not here to take you I’ve outsourced all that long ago. I’m now strictly on the administrative end.
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Death Reads Life
$20.00 – $100.00Death Reads Life
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Death Status
$20.00 – $100.00When I’m finished with you would you like me to update your Facebook status?
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Firing Squad Prizes
$20.00 – $100.00I’ll take the one on the far left… the panda bear…
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Gondolences
$20.00 – $100.00Our gondolences on your loss.
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Grim Reaper Auditions
$20.00 – $100.00So did I get the job or not? Grim Reaper auditions today 1-4.
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