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Please swipe your gun then enter your pin number…
Change of plans, folks– before I drop you off in Hades I’m picking up another passenger on separate business.
Please enter your account number, followed by the pound symbol. If you’re under 40, please enter your account number, followed by a hashtag.
Feedback cards in Hell ask vanquished souls to rate their experience there.
Information. Out getting more.
How was your dining experience?
Castaway with a dollar is stuck on island with a life raft vending machine that only accepts change.
Lost and foundering. Can I help you?
Lost and found then lost again. Well a lot of good it was to look there!
Do you happen to have a box like this with two legs sticking out of it?
Dead rat in a trap with a dining feedback card.
Narcissus often filled out feedback cards for himself.
Sign at bank teller’s window says Next bank please.
When we said “one size fits all” we didn’t mean all at the same time.
Paranoia Therapy Clinic: They’ll be right out TO GET YOU!
“And if you’re the kind of person who doesn’t like to waste time, this desktop comes preloaded with all the latest viruses…”
What do you mean I can’t check out? What kind of a… motel… is…this… place…
Oh, God I have to talk to a @#*! Human! Unit 3000-21 calls customer service.
“Ugh! They always spell my name wrong!”
There’s a wire in my soup.