Armored Driver
$20.00 – $100.00Armored truck driver is wearing a suit of armor.
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Man at a change machine is staring inquisitively at a caveman holding a live chicken in front of a barter machine.
Slide another beer down here, Charlie!
Hey, this is gettin’ pretty expensive, buddy!
The royalties from Muffin’s Youtube videos were really good last month!
Can’t afford to give money now? I’ll hold your personal check until your next payday. Ask me for details!
That’s all the money I have in my wallet, so don’t ask for any more!
You gave me a dead moth and a ball of lint.
The best part about robbing a McDonald’s is the accidental fries at the bottom of the bag.
“Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.”
“Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register …”
Great news! All of those bill collectors stopped hounding me because the hacker who stole my identity is being hounded by them now.
I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?
I used it to buy a neck brace instead.
Here’s my wallet there’s fifty bucks and all my credit cards in there. Just take it! Everything’s cool, man, everything’s cool…
Castaway with a dollar is stuck on island with a life raft vending machine that only accepts change.
Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.