Crystal Ball Worker
$20.00 – $100.00Crystal ball manufacturing worker is stuck in crummy job.
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In our top story tonight, the cue-card holders union will remain on strike…
Whoa!!! I’ve got a really weird feeling I’ve worked at this crappy job before!
Vincent has a sudden bout of Dayjob Vu.
Mr. Bennett, I’m calling regarding the job you applied for with us. It turns out a desk job just opened up! so when can you start?
I always thought the expression “the road to success is paved with failure” was just a random saying and now the literal truth… *sigh*
We need workers who can bend in many different positions.
No, no, no! I said flexible workers… We need some flexible workers!
We’re sorry to see you go, Jim but as a consolation price we’re giving you your job– the home game! Good luck, Jimbo!
The latest trend in firing people.
Yes, I know you’ve been calling here for years trying to get ahold of Mr. Shelton, but he isn’t in right now… in fact, he still hasn’t returned from his first-ever appraisal!
Jack Shelton, Labyrinth Appraiser
I guess there was a typo on the job order. It was supposed to read “mow the lawn,” not “plow the lawn.”
Dang it, Mel, you never finish anything you start!
What do you mean I never
Next window of opportunity
Charles had moved up as far as he could in the company.